If your family is anything like my family, you have a serious debate and thirty minute contemplation on where to go out to eat. “Where do you want to go to eat, Morgan?” “I don’t care. (Secretly, I have a preference.) Wherever you think, dad.” “What about you, mom?” “Anything’s fine with me.” “What are you hungry for?”
Needless to say, it gets extremely exhausting. I wish that people would just simply give me one of two options: Olive Garden… or Red Lobster. Plain and simple. Seafood or Italian? Endless supply of cheese biscuits or endless supply of breadsticks? This reminds me of a comical line from the movie, Fired Up! (2009). (Again… if you haven’t seen it, Google your nearest Family Video.) I am specifically talking about the line in which Nick Brady (played by Eric Christian Olsen) is telling Shawn Colfax (played by Nick D’Agosto), “Bottomless breadsticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long, until at some point you look up and say 'Why the he** am I at the Olive Garden with all these fat people?’”
Don’t even think about asking me which one my favorite is. I will probably roundhouse kick you. How can you ask such a question? You can’t just make me choose! They are both so good and tasty. The “Soup, Salad, and Breadsticks” (buffet style) deal you get at Olive Garden is totally comparable to the “Pick 2” lunch special from Red Lobster. (In which, I would pick the Cocoanut Shrimp and the Shrimp Scampi.) Just like their peach and strawberry teas are equally scrumptious. “Just saying.”
Ever notice how they are always close by each other or neighbors of one another? This is because they are owned by the same company: Darden Restaurants, Inc. Darden Restaurants, Inc. also owns the LongHorn Steakhouse chain. This makes the decision a little easier, beings that I get more time to choose between the delicious sisters. J (324)
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